posted February 26, 2010 03:54 AM            

Most of you know that I have a daughter. She's my pride and joy and the best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm going to pick her up on the first, and I'll have her all month. The crazy thing is, I might also have a son.

Now, before you all get uppity and start lecturing me about protection and what not (Shawn) you need to know that that bitch tricked me. She said she was on berth her control. That's not even the ****ed up part. Turns out Tracy was ****ing an ex boyfriend towards the end of or engagement (The nerve, when it was my super sperm that fixed her broke as uterusin the first place). When I found out she was pregnant (after she started to show), we were in the middle of a custody battle, as she was trying to give her mom guardianship over my daughter. When I asked her if it was mine she said no. When I asked for a prenatal paternity test she said no, then married the dude (not THE dude) before she had the baby.

Under Michigan law, a child born or conceived during a marriage is considered legally of said marriage. As if marriage were some magical institution that produces children. Last I checked, bumping uglies did that on it's own pretty well.

So... this kid ****ing looks like me. My progeny was stolen from me. I take it pretty well though wouldn't you say? Haven't shot up any mail rooms or anything.

I think it's safe to say that Tracy is pretty much used me for 2 kids. She tried to take the first one, then succeeded in taking the second.