posted August 19, 2003 09:24 AM            

Fat came up next to Shawn: "What the hell is Taiyon doing here? I thought he was in prison..."

Shawn answered: "He IS, as far as I know... this guy must be the Evil Taiyon!"

Fat raised his left eyebrow: "Hold on...this the the jerkoff that threw us into all those stupid games? I thought Carl destroyed him...."

"Me too..." Carl said, "But yeah, that's him alright, and it doesn't look like he's in a dancing mood this time..."

Evil Taiyon raised his right arm in a fist. Over the hill behind him hundreds of Orcs suddenly appeared, armed with bows and spears...

"This ain't good..." Fat muttered to himself as he saw what was happening.. "and it doesn't make sense either..." It was then that Fat spotted the two Matrix Ripoff guys still standing over at the side. He walked up to them.

"Uh, 'scuse me..." Fat spoke... "You guys said you were looking for the Gem, right?"

"Correct." One of the agents answered. "Do you know its' wherabouts?"

"Hmmm...no, assuming that thing that's messing with us right now isn't the SAME gem..."

"You are correct." The other agent stated. "That Gem is an earlier prototype. It does not have quite as much power as the gem you had crossed, but it is still considerable."

"Uh-huh..." Fat pondered. "So, I assume Evil Taiyon, and likely 'Evil Adam' are creations of that gem....

"In a matter of speaking.." Agent 1 said. "There are two prototype gems like this, and the main one which we are seeking. All 3 gems are connected, so creations from one gem can appear from another. This 'evil Taiyon' as you call him was apparently a creation of the first gem based on a previous player's actions. A random boss, so-to-speak. Our Adam facsimile was created by us with this gem, because we wanted to infiltrate your store to find out what happened to the other gem. However his psyche was somewhat unbalanced, and we didn't realize that so many people of your store disliked him..."

"Yeah, well...if the kid would just stop LYIN' about girlfriends and crap, and stop trying to pick insult fights with people, maybe he wouldn't be so hated..." Fat said. "Anyway, it looks like we could use a little help with this situation, guys."

A crooked smile appeared on the face of the first agent. "We don't think that will be necessary. Since you do not have the original Gem, we have no use for you. So we will take our leave now, and let this 'Evil Taiyon' destroy you. Once he has done this, we will return to reclaim the prototype gem." A red mist portal appeared behind the two agents. "So long!" The second agent laughed. Both agents jumped back into the portal and disappeared.

"WAITAMINUTE!" Fat tried to grab one of the agents, but was too late. They had already disappeared, as had the portal. "DAMN!"

Evil Taiyon was still holding his arm in the air in front of the frozen Game Hits crew. Finally, he struck his fist down like a hammer, and all of the orcs on the hillside began to charge in to attack!

"Eeeuuu...this doesn't look promising..." Russ muttered.

posted August 23, 2003 01:09 AM            

Adam: "tayion you are such a stupid waterfly!"

*all ofa sudden the lights go out agian and evil tayion is standing over (now dead)evil adam*

Carl:yeah we have the best army in middle earth coming at us.....the LAST thing we needed was adams stupid a** flames

Evil Tayion: your flames will not work on me mortals! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! prepare to be crushed!

or so evil tayion thought.....

while evil tayion was doing the raging demon on evil adam David had grabbed the gem out of evil tayions back pocket

David:thats what you think! you will never defeat my army of.......

(small little different colorheads pop out of the ground)

PIKMIN!!!!!
as millionsof pikmin start to charge and attack evil tayion and his army they seem to be getting crushed very easily

David k....what do we do now?

Jake:give the gem to me! i want it! whens my turn!

*shawn gives a good blow to the side of jakes head*

Shawn:ill make sure you are the last one to get it you crazy bastard!

....(to be continued)

posted August 23, 2003 03:35 PM            

tayion: I'm not being satisfied here.....I need love......I need.....STOMP TO MY BEAT ~SPEED MIX~!!! and why the hell did shawn get out and I didn't!! this is frickin ripped off!! I'm gettin out of here......

tayion then noticed something that someone who just entered the cell.

Tayion: ALI!!!!

ali: who the hell thought of the idea that cars can't be driven while drunk??

the something tayion noticed ali had was a red gem......

Tayion, where'd you get that??

ali: I took it from game hits cause it looked sweeeeeeet.

tayion: can I see it??

ali: sure

tayion took the gem and instantly grew out long yellow platform hair, and he was then wearing camouflage pants and a green sleeveless shirt....

tayion: YES!! ready, set, GO!!

just then tayion did a max special sonic boom creating a hole in the prison wall.

tayion: it's on to game hits!!!!

posted August 27, 2003 02:57 AM            

Is the part one of this story still around? It might help people a bit to understand the plot more.

I'm also glad you guys take the time to actually make it readable. You follow grammar and general rules of writing very well. Unlike some of the other stories lying about....*Looks to misspelled, poorly written AC stories, shakes head*

(I ain't making fun of them so much as trying to show their creators that if they spent some time written correctly and neatly that maybe it would be easier and even perhaps fun to read. The supporters of such stories need to do the same.)

=)

I'm reading this story just becuase it's typed so well. I wish I could read the first part, though. It'd help me understanding of the plot more. I'll try and find it sometime.

Pax,
Aldur3

posted August 27, 2003 04:05 AM            

"Ha ha! Try to stop THIS, Taiyon!", David says proudly.

"Fool! Your little weeds mean nothing to me! But I must admit, they are quite... disturbing.", Evil Taiyon says when swarms of Pikmin rush his feet. "Which gives me more reason to destroy them!" Taiyon causes a small explosion at his feet that instantly disintigrate the little plants. With Evil Taiyon distracted, Russ decides that now is as a good time as any to make a break for it!

"Run guys! We have to split up and try to figure out a plan!", Russ shouts.

"Right! Hurry, guys!", Shawn yells. The guys break into two groups with Russ, Geeky, Fat, and Carl running in one dirrection and Shawn, Bobby, David, Sam, and Jake in another. When the last Pikmin is finally dead, Evil Taiyon looks up to see the crew scattering. "Hahaha! You think you can escape me?! Cute! You're only prolonging your defeat and I will take that gem back!"

Russ, Geeky, Fat, and Carl run behind the Game Hits building to hide. "Well, we know that Evil Taiyon or whatever is searching for the gem, but there has to be more than just him looking for it since Adam wanted it too. So what can we do about it?", Carl asks.

"I don't know if there's anything we can do about it right now.", Fat replies. "David's the one that has that stupid thing right now and he's with the other guys."

"Yeah. Unless we can figure out a way to stop it without actually seeing it, I really don't think there is anything we can do! But we have to get out of here, or else Evil Taiyon's going to find us.", says Geeky.

"We need to hide somewhere...", Russ thinks for a moment. "I know! I got the perfect place!"

(I'll let someone else take over sp we can figure out what happens to Shawn and his crew. Or whatever.)

posted August 28, 2003 07:27 PM            

The other half of the crew ran the other way, down west saginaw torwards the lansing mall.

David: hold on, why are we running, we have a mystical item of the future here.

*Honda Civic appears in front of them*

David: MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!

Shawn: ok, now, where are the keys?

David: it has no keys, don't you see!! it's perfect!!

Shawn: alright, everyone in, I'm driving

David: NO, you can't, I created it, it's...MY....precious....

Shawn: fine, lets just get in and get the hell out of here...

everyone got in the car to take off and to get as far away as possible...

GET OVER HERE!!!

suddenly a harpoon-like cord burst through the back windshield, narrowly missing the back of jakes head. everyone one looked around and saw that they were being pursued by none other than Scorpion.

jake: what the hell are you waiting for!!

posted August 29, 2003 01:32 PM            

Shawn: Look it's Guile.

Taiyon was still in his Guile form. Suddenly the back window of the car is smashed in. It was Scorpion, he was pulled along for the ride because his harpoon was stuck in the window.

Taiyon/Guile: Don't worry guys I'll take care of him.

David: That sounds like Taiyon.

Guile went over to Scorpion and flash kicked him off the car. As Taiyon/Guile asked if every one was OK, Scorpion got up and fired his harpoon. "GET OVER HERE!" Right as it was about to hit Taiyon, Jake opened the car door. The harpoon stuck right into it.

Shawn: David give me the Gem I have an idea.

David: NO WAY!

Shawn: Fine then YOU take care of Scorpion.

David: Ok fine. Hear

Shawn: I hope this works.

Shawn concentrated for a moment. And then Bobby, David, Sam, Jake, and Shawn were all wrestlers from Smackdown. They also had chairs.

Jake: Not a steel chair again.

Shawn: It's not for you it's for him. (Pointing at Scorpion)

They all piled out of the car as Taiyon and Scorpion were trading blows. Sam wound up and smacked him with a chair. Down Scorpion fell. Then all five of them began to turn Scorpion into bloody pulp. After about 2 minutes of carnage they stopped.

Sam: I think he is dead.

Jake: Lets hope so.

Taiyon morphed back into himself.

Shawn: Wow it IS you. How did you get here.

Taiyon: With this. (Shows every one the gem.)

Shawn: That's the gem the Matrix people were looking for. Good, now hopefully they can make this nightmare end.

Jake: Aren't you forgetting that they left us to die.

Shawn: Oh yea. Well how do we turn these things off.

Sam: Uh guys....

Every turned around to see Scorpion standing there. Then a loud voice from nowhere said, ROUND 2, FIGHT! Just then Scorpion hit Shawn with an uppercut sending him into the air. A little head appeared and said "TOASTY." Taiyon punched the head.

David: NO DON'T!!

It was too late suddenly they found themselves in Goro's lair. Everyone except Shawn.

Sam: Where is Shawn?

Taiyon: I saw him high in the air from the punch of Scorpion.

Jake: I am sure he will be fine, he still has the other Gem.

Taiyon: What were you guys talking about, Matrix people looking for the gem?

Jake: It's a long story.

David: Uh guys I think the story is going to have to wait. Look.......

(To be continued.)

posted September 03, 2003 09:20 AM            

"MEHHH!!! NOOOOO!!! JEANNIEEEEE!!" A strange looking and sounding man with a buzzcut, wearing glasses, an Atari shirt, shorts, a trenchcoat and sandles ran across the Game Hits parking lot, closely persued by a group of orcs, and a sinister dark figure in a suit of armor, shooting lightning bolts out of his warhammer. "Stop running, fool!" The dark warrior bellowed. "I sense the presence of the gem around you....TELL ME WHERE IT IS...NOW!"

"AAAHHH! TAIYON!! it's ME!! Your hero, Chris Tucker! You should be erecting a STATUE of me! Now stop blasting bolts at me or I'll kick you to the Curb! Empty your pockets, kid! Front ones too! AAAAGH!"

As Chris finishes his high-pitched nasally discourse, a bolt of lightning strikes him in the buttocks setting his trenchcoat aflame, and the chase continues. At the other side of the parking lot inside a dumpster, Fat, Geeky, Russ and Carl peek out at the action.

"Ya know, if we weren't hiding for our lives, this would actually be somewhat entertaining.." Carl muses.

Fat accidently breathes through his nose, catching a whiff of week-old KFC BBQ chicken wings in the back of the dumpster. "Agh-HAAGGH! I'm not too impressed with your HIDING place, Russ!" He chokes.

"Shaddap!" Russ grunts. "Would you rather it was YOU getting your ass fried off out there?"

"Who's idiotic idea was it to split up anyway?" Geeky said, annoyed. "Without that gem, we're just sitting ducks in here! And why didn't evil Taiyon go after Shawn and the others? THEY have the Gem!"

"Well, ex-CUUSE ME!" Russ snapped back. "I'd personally rather take my OWN chances than trust David and his freakin' PIKMIN to save us! A fat lotta good THAT did! And you didn't haveta follow me, y'know!"

After quickly sticking his head out of the dumpster to catch his breath, Fat thinks for a minute. "Did you hear what Evil Taiyon said?"

"You mean about the Chris and the 'presence' of the gem or whatever?" Carl remarks.

"Yeah..." Fat answers. "And just where did Tucker come from anyway?"

"I saw him appear.." Geeky stated. "It looked like one of those red-mist portals, kinda like the one the Matrix lookin' guys used."

"Judging by the way he's acting, do you think that means that Tucker's got the gem, and maybe he doesn't know it?" Russ questioned.

"It's a possibility." Fat says. "Those guys said that there were 3 gems overall, and we've been dealing with 2 of 'em..."

"So Chris may have the gem that those guys were looking for!" Carl pondered.

"If we can get that, maybe we can get outta this mess.." Russ said.

Just then Chris Tucker came back into view, the back of his trenchcoat still smoking. Apparently he lost Evil Taiyon and his orcs around the building.

Panting, he puts his hands in his pockets. "Ehhh? Jeanie? What's this?" Chris pulls a red gem out of his pocket.

"He's got it!" Fat threw open the dumpster door. "HEY CHRIS! CHRIS! OVER HERE!"

Chris looked over...and smiled evilly. His eyes turned blood red.

"Fools!"

Evil Taiyon suddenly appeared behind him. Chris disappears in a red mist, taking the 'gem' with him.

"You fell for my trap! I care not about who has the Gem! Since I originate from it, I know EXACTLY where it is! My only concern, and my mission....is your eradication!"

With an evil chuckle, Evil Taiyon raised his warhammer in the air. Dark clouds swirled above the area, and bolts of lightning were hitting the hammer. He was preparing to strike, while a horde of orcs surrounded the dumpster.

"Smooth move, ex-lax..." Russ muttered to Fat in gritted teeth.

Oh no! How will the gem-less half of the GH crew get out of this one?

posted September 04, 2003 05:39 AM            

Taiyon:Ok this...attacking 1 on 1 bit isn't working out as planned.

Ali:You got any better ideas man?

Taiyon:Well....As a matter of fact I...

Ali:Screw this man I'm taking him out on my own.

After Ali rushes at Goro he gets grabbed by his neck, punched in his stomach 4 times, and then tossed across the room in a bed of rocks.

David amn Ali was just thrown across the room like he was nothing.

Sam: I got an idea. Lets run.

Jake: Running would be a good idea if we had somewhere to run to.

Taiyon then looks at the gem and suddenly gets an idea.

Taiyon:Hey Jake you still remember how to cast them spells from Final Fantasy dont you?

Jake:Yeah I think I can.

Taiyon:Ok we're going to do a quick snatch and grab on Ali. As you see over there Ali is getting pummled by Goro. I need you to cast a sanctuary on me while I grab him. David, Sam you 2 will fight off Goro while Jake supplies me and Ali with heal spells.

Sam:that sounds great but Jake doesn't exactly look like a magician to me.

Taiyon: ohh ye of so little faith. Remember I have this.

Taiyon then pulls the gem out of his side pocket.

Jake: that's right you have the gem.

Taiyon then raises the gem into the air and Jake's magical ability gets temporarily restored, Taiyon gets turned into Rock, and Sam and David get a stregnth and energy boost. Everyone gets a full restore of their health. Jake uses his new found power to cast a sanctuary on Taiyon and a haste on both David and Sam.

Taiyon: ok lets do this

While David and Sam fight off Goro with a little more success than earlier, Taiyon grabs Ali's broken, battered body to a far off corner of the cave.

Taiyon: Jake heal him I'll be back.

Taiyon then runs to go over and help Sam and David. After blocking 2 hits from Sam Goro deflects them both of his attacks and backhands him across the room. Taiyon then taps Goro on the shoulder. As Goro turns around he gets a swift punch in the face.
Afterwards Goro tries to punch at Taiyon but each shot gets just defended.

Sam: look at Taiyon

David: I've never seen him turn red like that before. And he's not even Guile anymore he's Rock now.

Goro then makes 1 last desperate attempt to dropkick Taiyon but Taiyon counters the move. He then picks up Goro's weakened body. Goro, now angry, picks up a boulder from the ground and swings for Taiyon's head. Taiyon's hands start to glow with a powerful, blue energy.

Taiyon:....Ra....sing......STORM!!!

After summoning the rising storm Taiyon manages to rip Goro's body into shreads.
After being drained physicly Taiyon collapes onto the ground.

Jake: Are you ok Taiyon?

Taiyon: Yeah I'm fine just give me a second. The rising storm takes alot out of you.

David:Maybe you should not do that anymore.

Taiyon:Ya know that doesn't sound like a bad idea. (Taiyon then looks at the gem) Ya know I wonder how the other guys are doing.

Taiyon gathers everybody around and looks into the gem only to see Evil Taiyon killing Chris Tucker and going after Russ and co.

Jake:We gotta hurry up and get over there.

Taiyon:You're right jake. Ok everybody listen up. You guys are gonna take out that horde of Orcs. Leave my evil side to me.

Ali:Fine. stick us with all the easy task.

Taiyon: You want to fight that demon?

Ali: Give him to me I'll take him out quickly

David:Just like you did Goro?

Taiyon:We have no time to argue lets go.

After that Taiyon uses the gem to transport the team between Evil Taiyon and his horde and the hiding GMhits members. Right before Evil Taiyon swings his warhammer, the real Taiyon catches it and counters his blow. forcing Evil Taiyon on his back.

Taiyon:Will the real slim shady please step up.

Ali rushes to attack Evil taiyon but only gets hit with a force lightning bolt so fierce it blasted him down all the way into the rear area of the store.

Evil Taiyon: Finally my other half. You will succumb to the darkness. You will be absorbed by me. After which the goodness that you possess will be destroyed.

Taiyon then throws the gem to Russ.

Taiyon:Russ get everyone else out of here. Leave this guy to me.

Russ: You want him he's all yours.

After getting the gem Russ transports everyone hiding behind the dumpters to hooters where they sit and enjoy a greasy, runny plate of chicken wings served by quasi-attractive waitresses.

Taiyon:This is the end of the road.You're reign of terror ends here. Those who have suffered and died by your hands shall be avenged.

Evil Taiyon: My cold, stone, black heart bleeds. PREPARE TO DIE!!

They both charge at each other and with amazing energy eminating from their fist. As they try to punch each other their fist collide and with a bright, white flash both of them have dissapeared.

Taiyon: Where am i?

Evil Taiyon ont you recognize this place. This is the darkest, dankest, most dreary part of hell. This is my domain. You will die here and your soul will hang with the rest I have claimed here.

Taiyon: Home field advantage wont quite work out in your favor. It didn't when you faced carl here last time. I guess you're way of "destroying me" must be making me prance around on a little dancing stage.

Evil Taiyon:I will make you eat those words usless one. This place shall be your grave.

Taiyon:What are you gonna do. Make me dance to Sexy Planet till I drop.

Evil Taiyon: Enough of this usless banter. I will slice you into so many ribbons there wont be enough left of you to feed the dogs.

Taiyon: Your mom. come back to that one. :P

Evil Taiyon pulls a flaming longsword off of his weapon rack. Taiyon, while desperatly looking for a weapon, notices a magical sword with in the corner of the room. After looking at the hilt he notices the word "Soul Edge" branded on the hilt.

Taiyon: (whisper) From hells heart. I stab at thee.

Taiyon gets into his ready position for which could be the final fight he has with his evil side.

posted September 20, 2003 06:58 AM            

Fear not little people for the Big Red Freedom Machine is here.

Running forward Kevin bitchslpaps Russ Carl and Jake and then proceeds to pull out highley classified weapons out from his ruck sack and proceeds to shoot the bejeezus out of all the orcs in the room.
Grabbing his trusty K-Bar Kevin rushes up and disembowels evil Taiyon with the war cry TISAF!!!!!!!!!! Seeing him lying there dieing I proceed to take all the gems and taunt everyone foor leting these chumps harras you.
All of a sudden Kevin takes the gems and proceeds to summon Rygar kim il jung Saddam huiesein and osama bin laden and orders Rygar to whup their asses in the name of Argus and the good ole red white and blue.
With all threats killed by everyones favorite hero Kevin i proceed to the street and fly an A-10 thunderbolt 2 back to korea do continue on my excistence of being a man whore and general pain in the ass.

THE END.