03/02/00

Pat & Adrian’s Greatest Game Hits

Hey kids, just to prove how much we love you, we took it upon ourselves to do some heavy investigative journalism in an attempt to answer that age old question—"which game console has the most durable cartridges?" We took a standard household hammer to game cartridges for the following systems: Atari 7800, Sega Master System, GameBoy, TurboGrafz-16, Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo, N64… and we threw in a Playstation disc and PC floppy for posterity. We compared the results after letting my hardcore gaming pal Adrian Proctor bash each cartridge one time with our investigative hammer of truth. The results are startling, unsettling, ah hell, we just wanted to break stuff. Every few days we’ll add a new entry to this page, so check back and see what our in-depth scientific analysis has uncovered.

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