E3, the annual unveiling of everything you want to know about in the gaming industry for the next year, has come and gone once again, and I am here to bring you the coverage you really want – the booth babes! In an attempt to lure show attendees into their booths, many companies use barely-clothed young ladies as bait for the masses of primarily male gamers packing the convention center halls. For many companies, the booth babes are the best thing they have on display, and since I’d hate for you to miss out, here are some choice shots from this year.

Personally, I don’t get Everquest, and I’ve deliberately stayed away from the game because people who play it say that it makes crack look like Flintstones vitamins, but if this is the kind of scenery to be found in the world of Everquest, I might yet sign on.

Pat’s got a brand new bag, courtesy of this very happy Korean Game World babe.

Return to Castle Wolfenstein looked pretty good, but these babes, all decked out in military attire and riding an army jeep, looked better.

The convention halls weren’t the only place to ogle at beautiful women – there were plenty of them scattered all over the entire center, generally handing out free crap to passersby.

You know, I don’t think I even bothered to look at which company’s booth these two hotties were decorating. They must not have had anything good to show, judging from the fact that the blonde is wearing almost nothing (see, my theory is that the crappier a companies product line-up is, the less clothes they allow their booth babes to wear).

My theory holds true with Tecmo, who had an absolutely horrible booth (Unison, DoA2 Hardcore, a new Monster Rancher game and a horse breeding game… and no DoA 3 to be found), had a couple of cuties dressed as Tina and Lei Fang on a giant stage for most of the show.

That camo’s not working, honey, I can still see you.

I’ve always said that there’s a shortage of blue-haired girls wearing skintight, one-piece bodysuits in the world. I try to take a picture whenever I spot one.

Here’s another picture of the girls from CDV Software Entertainment (I looked up the booth they were at in my handy Prima’s Official Guide to E3 to figure out which company they were servicing).

…and here’s one last picture of the CDV girls. In case you didn’t notice before, the blonde has a whip; when I took this picture she was very interested in the way the whip’s tail was moving around on the floor. The other girl noticed me, though, and struck a pose with her giant plastic pistol. Girls with whips and guns… it just doesn’t get any better, does it?